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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel


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