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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

No taxation without representation. - Unknown

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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