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Tent Pole Dancing

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Tent Pole Dancing thanks to Keith Blake

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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