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Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker


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