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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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