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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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