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How Mexican babies are kept warm

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Everything goes better with tacos. - Rachel Caine

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic. - Richelle Mead

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein


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