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Enema: Not a friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo