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Tick, Tick Good Buddy

Henry - I'll see you next at a Backgammon game in The Promised Land

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Henry Archibald, Castlegar, B.C. passed away on March 22, 2019 at the age of 80 after a battle with cancer - a very close friend of the Joe-kster from Cranbrook days

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Henry loved to work on 4,000 and 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzles

Tick, Tick Good Buddy thanks to Elenore Archibald

Young Henry cleaning his car in a creek

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Enema: Not a friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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