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Are You 3 of the Seven Dwarfs?

Time Of Day thanks to Chris Kane

Seven Dwarfs in the 1937 animated Disney film: Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc

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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. - William Alger

X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Anne Frank

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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