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Are You 3 of the Seven Dwarfs?

Time Of Day thanks to Chris Kane

Seven Dwarfs in the 1937 animated Disney film: Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc

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Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Anne Frank

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want. - Alan Cohen

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

I don't sing because I'm happy; I'm happy because I sing. - William James

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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