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What inspires you to get out of bed?

Tiny Little Bladder thanks to Chris Kane

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Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. - Stephen Fry

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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