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What inspires you to get out of bed?

Tiny Little Bladder thanks to Chris Kane

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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles


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