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What inspires you to get out of bed?

Tiny Little Bladder thanks to Chris Kane

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Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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