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What inspires you to get out of bed?

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Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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