"To err is human, to forgive divine. All people commit sins and make mistakes. God forgives them, and people are acting in a godlike (divine) way when they forgive." - 'An Essay on Criticism' by Alexander Pope
QuotaBillsSo many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare
No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler
Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson
Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli
This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery
The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland
A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien