QuotaBillsMoose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon
He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx
Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers
I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb
To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway