Trained Chickens
Home on the Range with Farm Security
QuotaBillsChicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Exact: What eggs do on stage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
Cackle: The commercial announcement of a hen. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker
A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb
Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown
Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell