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Truck Load

The last of its heavy loads

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I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton


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