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Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - Oscar Wilde

To acquire immunity to eloquence is of the utmost importance to the citizens of a democracy. - Bertrand Russell

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden


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