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The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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