QuotaBillsNo one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis
I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius
Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli
It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke
There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher
When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss
It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung
The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan