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Unknown Artist

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It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

One is never afraid of the unknown; one is afraid of the known coming to an end. - Jiddu Krishnamurti

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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