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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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