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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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