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If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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