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Where Do The Amish Go For A Vacation?

Staycation planning in Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Where Do The Amish Go For A Vacation? thanks to Anton Kozlof

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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements


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