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Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard


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