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Wolf Chase

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Wolf Chase thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Nature’s way of getting even

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A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

If you call one wolf, you invite the pack. - Bulgarian Proverb

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

I don't want to survive. I want to live. - 12 Years a Slave

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

If you live among wolves you have to act like a wolf. - Nikita Khrushchev

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears. - JRR Tolkien

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

You will be defined not just by what you achieve, but by how you survive. - Sheryl Sandberg

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders


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