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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


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