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Work Awareness

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Work Awareness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

Powerful is a man that realizes his own limitations, for he is self-aware, therefore, he is limitless. - Vincent E. Lafranchi IV

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou


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