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Work Awareness

Avoiding the 'Weekly Overload Recreational Killer' virus

Work Awareness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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