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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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