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Work Awareness

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Work Awareness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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