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Work Awareness

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Work Awareness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Normal day, let me be aware of the treasure you are. - Mary Jean Irion

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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