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Work Awareness

Avoiding the 'Weekly Overload Recreational Killer' virus

Work Awareness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Great authors are admirable in this respect: in every generation they make for disagreement. Through them we become aware of our differences. - Andre Gide

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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