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World's Tallest Bus

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World's Tallest Bus thanks to Keith Blake

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I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. - Irish Proverb

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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