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10 Years From Now

Hindsight is no sight

10 Years From Now thanks to Rosalie Becker

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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

The future is a great land. - Unknown

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

By night's end, I predict me and her will interface. - Anthony M Hall

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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