1947 X-ray Machine

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Treat the patient, not the X-ray. - James M. Hunter

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles