Minimum Legal Drinking Age (MLDA) laws specify the legal age when an individual can purchase alcoholic beverages
QuotaBillsHumor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett
We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela
It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker
I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker
Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester
Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter
It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis
Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen
If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen
It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra
Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall
Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe