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A Foot Of Sun

Another reason why I might not make it to work tomorrow

A Foot Of Sun thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. - James M. Barrie

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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