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A Foot Of Sun

Another reason why I might not make it to work tomorrow

A Foot Of Sun thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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