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A Foot Of Sun

Another reason why I might not make it to work tomorrow

A Foot Of Sun thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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