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German Operator Instructions

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Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Germinate: To become a German citizen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Beautiful things don't ask for attention. - Steve Conrad

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

If you're confused you're not paying attention. - Unknown

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions. - Unknown

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. - Mary Oliver

Once you figure out what respect tastes like, it tastes better than attention. - Pink

45 caliber German Shmowzer - a 38 caliber German Floogle with a telephonic site - Archie Bunker

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

In solitude we give passionate attention to our lives, to our memories, to the details around us. - Virginia Woolf

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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