ACHTUNG!

Just try to restract his attention. - Archie Bunker

Germinate: To become a German citizen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

If you're confused you're not paying attention. - Unknown

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions. - Unknown

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Once you figure out what respect tastes like, it tastes better than attention. - Pink

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith