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German Operator Instructions

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Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Just try to restract his attention. - Archie Bunker

Germinate: To become a German citizen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Beautiful things don't ask for attention. - Steve Conrad

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

If you're confused you're not paying attention. - Unknown

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions. - Unknown

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Once you figure out what respect tastes like, it tastes better than attention. - Pink

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

The difference between misery and happiness depends on what we do with our attention. - Sharon Salzberg

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

In solitude we give passionate attention to our lives, to our memories, to the details around us. - Virginia Woolf

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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