Acidic Reaction

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain,
With grammar, and nonsense, and learning.
Good liquor, I stoutly maintain,
Gives genius a better discerning. - Oliver Goldsmith

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. - Muhammad Ali

The truth of our faith becomes a matter of ridicule among the infidels if any Catholic, not gifted with the necessary scientific learning, presents as dogma what scientific scrutiny shows to be false. - Thomas Aquinas