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He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

All sins are attempts to fill voids. - Simone Weil

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Praise is rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Martin F Tupper

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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