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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Self praise is no praise at all. - Lord Byron

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Praise increases where the excellence is attained but by few. - Edward Counsel

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance. - Adlai Stevenson

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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