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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone. - Frank Dane

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Fools may our scorn, not envy raise,
For envy is a kind of praise. - John Gay

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

You can't preach it like it is if you don't believe it like it was. - Vance Havner

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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