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Ahead Of You

Out of shape but still winning the race

Ahead Of You thanks to Barry McCartney

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Marathon runners set explicit goals. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration. - Sally Phillips

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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