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Alarmed Door

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Alarmed Door thanks to Magnus Stokes

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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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