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All Part Of The Plan

1962 Italian magazine predicts post-Covid future

All Part Of The Plan thanks to Keith Blake

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Vice Versa: Dirty Italian poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

I don't make predictions. I never have and never will. - Tony Blair

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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