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All Part Of The Plan

1962 Italian magazine predicts post-Covid future

All Part Of The Plan thanks to Keith Blake

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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. - Denis Waitley

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie


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