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World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

I don't make predictions. I never have and never will. - Tony Blair

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

History has been written not by the most talented but by the most motivated. - Peter Drucker

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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