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All Part Of The Plan

1962 Italian magazine predicts post-Covid future

All Part Of The Plan thanks to Keith Blake

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Vice Versa: Dirty Italian poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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