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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

It is better to aim at perfection and miss it than to aim at imperfection and hit it. - Thomas Watson

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it. - Tori Amos

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

My desire was not to pass any island without taking possession, so that, one having been taken, the same may be said of all. - Christopher Columbus

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

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