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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The post of honour is a private station. - Joseph Addison

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

The past is a guide post, not a hitching post. - L. Thomas Holdcroft

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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