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Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

The post of honour is a private station. - Joseph Addison

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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