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Post Office: U.S. Snail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden


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