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The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The post of honour is a private station. - Joseph Addison

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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