Ant Virus

Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut