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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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