Ant Virus

Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner