QuotaBillsLiving Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster
Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm
Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton
The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle
Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante
Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker
This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott
Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon
Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock
The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx
Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster
I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson
You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow
Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings
Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin
Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen
Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson
The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark
Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown
I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison
What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert
Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman
One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff
I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes
One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman
I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart
Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown
Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford
Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders
So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher
Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway
The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy
Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner
In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson
When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey
I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James
I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King
Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones
There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith