Ant Virus

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith