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Apathy Mountain

When you don't care about climbing it

Apathy Mountain thanks to Ken Cillis

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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I opened myself to the gentle indifference of the world. - Albert Camus

There is nothing harder than the softness of indifference. - Juan Montalvo

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

It was not the mountain we conquered that day. It was ourselves. - Sir Edmund Hillary

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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