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Apathy Mountain

When you don't care about climbing it

Apathy Mountain thanks to Ken Cillis

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

Remorse sleeps during prosperity but awakes bitter consciousness during adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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