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Apathy Mountain

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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