QuotaBillsAll politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon
Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown
Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson
Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley
Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield
A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney
Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski
Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson
A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson
A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken
My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson
The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw
People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k. - Will Rogers
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx
Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown
I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov