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Meanwhile, down in Australia...

Aussie Motorcycle thanks to Keith Blake

"Love his heavy duty motocross boots" - Keith Gee

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The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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