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In the 1940s and 1950s parents would attach harnessed children to a clothesline to restrict how far the child would wander

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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