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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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