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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. - Kin Hubbard

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. - Dutch Proverb

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Patience has its limits. Take it too far and it's cowardice. - George Jackson

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Have patience and endure: this unhappiness will one day be beneficial. - Ovid

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Two things define you: your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. - Unknown

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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