Be Patient

Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. - Kin Hubbard

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. - Dutch Proverb

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Have patience and endure: this unhappiness will one day be beneficial. - Ovid

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Two things define you: your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. - Unknown

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright