Beer Can Do Miracles

Silence, healing. - Heraclitus

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

If you can't get a miracle, become one. - Nick Vujicic

exists no miracle mightier than this:to feel - e e cummings

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is a place of great power and healing. - Rachel N Remen

Healing yourself is connected with healing others. - Yoko Ono

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A slow miracle is no easier to perform than an instant one. - C S Lewis

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

How do we transform loss? Time's healing balm is essentially a hoax. - August Wilson

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

Progress and healing involves seeing every person as not so different from ourselves. - Bryant H McGill

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it. - Tori Amos

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

All of us love miracles. We just don't like being in a situation that necessitates one. - Mark Batterson

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

'I can't do it' never yet accomplished anything; 'I will try' has performed miracles. - Unknown

Thankfully, forgiveness, and the healing it brings in its wake, has nothing to do with 'deserve.' - Eric Metaxas

The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the making of a saint is the task of a lifetime. - Charles Swindoll

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Yes, one can repent of moral transgression. The miracle of forgiveness is real, and true repentance is accepted of the Lord. - Ezra T Benson

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

This world, after all our science and sciences, is still a miracle; wonderful, inscrutable, magical and more, to whosoever will think of it. - Thomas Carlyle

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. - Samuel Butler

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. - C S Lewis