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Beer Can Do Miracles

Wheelchair healing on the way home from the liquor store

Beer Can Do Miracles thanks to Jim Serritella

Miracles do happen today!

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Silence, healing. - Heraclitus

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

If you can't get a miracle, become one. - Nick Vujicic

Miracles happen to those who believe in them. - Unknown

Silence is a place of great power and healing. - Rachel N Remen

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Healing yourself is connected with healing others. - Yoko Ono

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

The miracle is this: the more we share, the more we have. - Leonard Nimoy

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

A slow miracle is no easier to perform than an instant one. - C S Lewis

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. - Marianne Williamson

The healing process starts with graciousness and forgiveness. - India Arie

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

How do we transform loss? Time's healing balm is essentially a hoax. - August Wilson

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Progress and healing involves seeing every person as not so different from ourselves. - Bryant H McGill

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

'I can't do it' never yet accomplished anything; 'I will try' has performed miracles. - Unknown

Thankfully, forgiveness, and the healing it brings in its wake, has nothing to do with 'deserve.' - Eric Metaxas

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Yes, one can repent of moral transgression. The miracle of forgiveness is real, and true repentance is accepted of the Lord. - Ezra T Benson

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. - Samuel Butler

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. - C S Lewis

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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