Beethoven's Teacher
Punny music humour
QuotaBillsA pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis
Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell
Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante
Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber
I like Beethoven, especially the poems. - Ringo Starr
In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning
Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton
What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler
Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire
Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli
Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp
I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton
The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown
People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson
Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte
People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray
Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over. - Ernest Hemingway
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan
These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln
I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow
I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack
The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote
Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John
Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg
If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde
A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney
Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff
If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon
Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski
Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen
The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison
The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono