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I'm A Believer

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I'm A Believer thanks to Karen Moore

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Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare. - Anthony Burgess

What's quiet is more powerful than you think. - Maxime Lagace

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year. - Cicero

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer. - Muhammad Ali

If I had two faces, do you think I'd be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it. - Chet Atkins

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. - Andre Gide

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

People think I'm too patronizing. That means I talk down to people. - Unknown

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

I shudder to think that one day someone may give the same order for Rome. - Scipio Aemilianus

I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe. - Leo Rosten

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. - Mary Kay Ash

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

To think is easy. To act is difficult. To act as one thinks is the most difficult of all. - Johann von Goethe

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

I'm an inveterate fox and not a hedgehog, so I always think you should try everything. - Clifford Geertz

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Outsourcing is inevitable, and I don't think it's necessarily treating people like things. - Stephen Covey

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think. - Dale Carnegie

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

It's a lie to think you're not good enough. It's a lie to think you're not worth anything. - Nick Vujicic

What would happen if we were all brave enough to be a little bit more ambitious? I think the world would change. - Reese Witherspoon

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Reporter: "What do you think of Western Civilization?"
Gandhi: "I think it would be a good idea." - Mahatma Gandhi

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

There is a difference between a belief and a conviction. A belief can become something you merely hold; a conviction is that which holds you. - Ravi Zacharias

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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