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I'm A Believer

'Food For Thought' thinking

I'm A Believer thanks to Karen Moore

Don't think, just do. - Horace

Who do you think I bunk (bumped) into? - Archie Bunker

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

You must do the things you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

You can't know, you can only believe - or not. - C S Lewis

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Let us think only of the good days that are to come. - Agatha Christie

I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence. - Enrico Fermi

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. - Niels Bohr

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. - Fidel Castro

The people who influence you are the people who believe in you. - Henry Drummond

You never believe nuttin', Edith. You're of them septics. - Archie Bunker

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. - Henry Ford

People think I'm too patronizing. That means I talk down to people. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Considering what he done, I think it was highly aproplactic (appropriate). - Archie Bunker

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Anyone who has begun to think places some portion of the world in jeopardy. - John Dewey

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

If you ask mathematicians what they do, you always get the same answer. They think. - M. Egrafov

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The happiness which is lacking makes one think even the happiness one has unbearable. - Joseph Roux

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

I feel a very unusual sensation - if it's not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude. - Benjamin Disraeli

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. - Woody Allen

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

The task is not so much to see what no one has yet seen; but to think what nobody has yet thought about that which everybody sees. - Erwin Schrodinger

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen. - Claude M. Bristol

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

You’ve got to say, "I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it." It's called perseverance. - Lee Iacocca

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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