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Better Call Saul

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Better Call Saul thanks to Cynthia Estes

Saul persecuted the early disciples of Jesus Christ. While Saul traveled to Damascus to arrest Christians there, Jesus appeared from the heavens in a flash of bright light to ask him why he was persecuting the Christians. He was struck blind, and Saul proceeded to Damascus where he fasted and prayed. Jesus' disciple Ananias was told in a vision by Jesus to find Saul and restore his sight. Ananias was skeptical, since he knew Saul hated Christians and would probably punish him. But Ananias went anyway and did what he was told. Saul's sight was restored and he became a disciple of the religion he sought to destroy. He eventually took the name Paul, and became a pivotal figure in the Christian church.

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Who am I, Paul K. Getty? - Archie Bunker

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Praise is a rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Eliza Cook

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis


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