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Better Call Saul

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Better Call Saul thanks to Cynthia Estes

Saul persecuted the early disciples of Jesus Christ. While Saul traveled to Damascus to arrest Christians there, Jesus appeared from the heavens in a flash of bright light to ask him why he was persecuting the Christians. He was struck blind, and Saul proceeded to Damascus where he fasted and prayed. Jesus' disciple Ananias was told in a vision by Jesus to find Saul and restore his sight. Ananias was skeptical, since he knew Saul hated Christians and would probably punish him. But Ananias went anyway and did what he was told. Saul's sight was restored and he became a disciple of the religion he sought to destroy. He eventually took the name Paul, and became a pivotal figure in the Christian church.

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Who am I, Paul K. Getty? - Archie Bunker

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on thick and exactly in the right places. - Samuel Butler

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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