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Better Call Saul

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Better Call Saul thanks to Cynthia Estes

Saul persecuted the early disciples of Jesus Christ. While Saul traveled to Damascus to arrest Christians there, Jesus appeared from the heavens in a flash of bright light to ask him why he was persecuting the Christians. He was struck blind, and Saul proceeded to Damascus where he fasted and prayed. Jesus' disciple Ananias was told in a vision by Jesus to find Saul and restore his sight. Ananias was skeptical, since he knew Saul hated Christians and would probably punish him. But Ananias went anyway and did what he was told. Saul's sight was restored and he became a disciple of the religion he sought to destroy. He eventually took the name Paul, and became a pivotal figure in the Christian church.

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damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

Praise is a rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Eliza Cook

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing. - F.B. Meyer

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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