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Biden His Time

Election integrity and Dominion voting machine fraud

Biden His Time thanks to Jim Serritella

Illinois: Replacing old hackable Dominion vote machines with new hackable machines that are even harder to detect... 1 out of 5 Americans across America early-vote using proprietary bar codes and QR codes, where no over-the counter smart phone app or QR Code Reader can give you the meaning of the code - the only thing that can read that code is another Dominion vote machine... Ask for a paper ballot! (... but that might be a little bit too late for the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election)

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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