Biden His Time

All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson