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In the lap of the cards. - Archie Bunker

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Inflation Index: A rise in the price of playing cards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I defended the republic in my youth; I will not desert it in old age. - Cicero

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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