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Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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