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Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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