Black Plague II

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain; meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. - G K Chesterton

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump