Boat Launch Fail
I'm not sure if he's doing this properly...
QuotaBillsI don't give a ship! - Unknown
Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker
You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws
Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown
Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson
Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus
Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges
It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx
I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi
When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck
Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers
The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho
When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson
We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley
No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling
Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb
To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner
If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White
Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO
The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie
Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar
When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com