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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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