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Slave owners depicted on U.S. currency no longer acceptable

Boycott Bills thanks to Roy Taylor

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$1 - George Washington
$20 - Andrew Jackson
$50 - Ulysses S. Grant
$100 - Benjamin Franklin

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Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor. - James Howell

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Budgeting: The most orderly way of going into debt. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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