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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great fortune is a great slavery. - Seneca

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves. - Ralph W. Sockman

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit of doing them. - Benjamin Jowett

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski