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Boycott Bills

Slave owners depicted on U.S. currency no longer acceptable

Boycott Bills thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. banknotes
$1 - George Washington
$20 - Andrew Jackson
$50 - Ulysses S. Grant
$100 - Benjamin Franklin

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Just praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

A great fortune is a great slavery. - Seneca

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

If a dollar doesn't do what it used to, remember that hardly anyone else does either. - Amish Saying

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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